Data collection to determine alien life form height are underway.
We await data analysis.
Ms Wilberforce, how are you fairing?
Month: March 2016
Science day
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LNS Update- Sightings
Dr Parker,
Mr Saxton appears to be having a tough day!
On the way up to fix a faulty projector he spotted a life form in Malone Hall. It appeared to be bleeding from the head leaving a bright green sticky secretion. We intend to analyse this blood spatter today.
Here is our evidence:
We’ll send video updates shortly.
UKSA- New Information for LNS
We have new information for you.
Whilst we initially only needed analysis of the specimens you collected we now need the planet of origin identified.
The objects involved in Incident 47 are likely to have come from the first five planets in the solar system. Research by your teams would help us confirm this. Please continue your review library resources and compile fact files about each planet. We’ll send more information when we have it.
Good luck and thank you,
Dr Parker
LNS- First Site Photos
UKSA – our first images are in, grainy but it is clear we really have something here. Incident 47 now upgraded to Major Incident. Life forms may have been on board.
Samples coming in thick and fast.
Challenge Accepted!
We’re on it Dr Parker!
Research under way about the possible home planets.
Ms Wilberforce, how is specimen collection going?
Ms C
Call for Volunteers from The UK Space Agency
London Nautical School,
This morning we received word from the highly commended Mr Roy Saxton regarding an incident at the rear of the school premises. We have recruited four of your teachers to act as Scene Supervisors at the the location of the incident but they require forensic teams to, under their instruction, conduct detailed analysis of the evidence there.
We will not make bold declarations at this stage but we will state that a Senior Scientist from The UK Space Agency has been to the site and has recommended we treat the objects there as extraterrestrial. We do not have evidence of life forms being associated with the objects but this cannot, for our safety and for the potential scientific discovery, be ruled out.
We are calling this Incident 47. Mr Saxton’s was the third similar report in as many days. As such, we are embarrassingly short handed. You, LNS, come highly recommended as diligent, honest, skilled scientists who we hope will help us.
Send word of your co-operation via the Incident 47 site only. We must keep this away from the press at all costs.
The very best of luck to you all and thank you in advance for your courage and efforts,
D.Parker
UK Space Agency
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